DISQUS

Jimmy · 11 months ago

Hahaha how typical. A man writes a list of some of the most physically and mentally glorious women in Hollywood and he is a fucking ugly douchebag. Here's a hint Nick Cole: none of these BEAUTIFUL women will ever give you the time of day anyway, so stop wasting your time deciding which ones YOU would like to fuck.
7. Sara Ramierex- SO HOT. She has a lovely curvy (NOT FAT- there is a difference) body and stunnning face.... She makes Greys Anatomy worth watching.
6. Drew Barrymore- very adorable, not necessarily Sexy but definitely not chubby, fat, etc. She is very pretty and has a decent body. Plus she's a talented actress which is more than can be said for current "stars" like MEgan Fox, Jessica Alba, Odette Yustman, etc etc.
5. Salma Hayek- beautiful body and face, unique shape, might not be everyones taste but I find her sense of personal confidence very attractive. Again WAY hotter than any of the super skinny supermodels, etc.
4. America Fererra- very cute, we hardly ever get to see her wearing normal figure flattering clothes because of the roles she chooses to do but she is definitely gorgeous and capable of being sexy when the occassion calls for it! As for her "giving women an excuse to be fat"- Nick, if it keeps you from hitting on me/wanking to my photos- that's reason enough for me to be fat.
3. Mandy Moore- WHAT? Since when is she fat? What the hell?
2. Liv Tyler- looks like a real, unphotoshopped, beautiful woman to me.
1. Tyra Banks- in spite of being completely insane Tyra has the ability to look damn sexy at any weight. Bigger (not that shes ever been fat) or smaller, she always has sex appeal.

Conclusion: Nick Cole has serious self esteem issues and is obviously never going to get laid (without paying for it). Also, probably gay.

IBeatWomen · 11 months ago

Nick Cole gets girls way hotter then those ugly whores. Slit your wrists faggot.

e · 11 months ago

Nick Cole probably pays for sex.

IBeatWomanBeaters · 10 months ago

Hey everyone, Nick Coles is here! Clearly, the English language is not your friend. That would be "...way hotter THAN those ugly whores. Slit your wrists, faggot" (see how I inserted a comma there?)

pleasance · 11 months ago

This picture is the awesome, and thank you for posting it. I don't know why I'm continually surprised by such douchebagginess. Call it a testament to the human spirit that we all expect better on some level.

Molly · 11 months ago

cool neckbeard, a-hole

IBeatWomen · 11 months ago

Nice cellulite, slut

Sapphireblue · 11 months ago

Why do I look at this guy and see someone who thinks it's OK to wear the same tighty-whities as yesterday, if they don't smell too bad today?

curvy yet bangable, thanks · 11 months ago

Dude. Is that a beard or neck mold?

emileezer · 11 months ago

I am a photographer.... and he is TOTALLY using the "chubby person who wants to look like they have a jawline pose" I think he has woman hips. and none of those women would ever touch him. I know I wouldn't

HateBlackPeople · 11 months ago

They don't have to touch them, he could just rape them if he wanted. Although no one would want to rape your ugly ass.

Fatties4Ever · 11 months ago

You guys crack me up. May your bon-bon buckets never run dry!

Erica · 11 months ago

Nick Coles, I salute you for being the biggest douche duffle I have ever encountered in my entire life. As someone who generally doesn't care, I don't get offended by much. As a woman, however, I was extremely offended by this trash. You are obviously someone who needs professional help. You are looking down on and bashing these women because of a few extra pounds and bodies that a lot of non-celebrity women would kill to have. Selma Hayek? Liv Tyler? Are you fucking kidding me? You, sir, need to take your eyes off the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Which by the way, those aren't REAL women, those are PHOTOSHOPPED women whose trim and slim bodies don't actually exist. Take a look around at some REAL women and reevaluate your standards. If I ever met you, I'd spit in your face. Prick. (this is aimed at Nick Coles himself, not the author of this blog.)

Joel24 · 11 months ago

Dude... You're one ugly fuck? Ever heard of manscaping?

Jenna · 11 months ago

Bwaaaaaaaa ha ha ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaa. All I saw was the dumb, dumb look on his ugly mug and double chin and knew everything I needed to know. Yes, douchey mcdoucherson, you very obviously qualify to be the judge of women so far out of your league. Does he honestly think that people won't see straight through to the fact that he's THAT guy, trying unsuccessfully to hook up with every girl at a bar yet goes home alone and bitter so to try and reclaim some of his ego writes misogynistic crap like this? Bashes the very women who wouldn't look at him twice if he paid them? Man up, dick.

Tabs · 11 months ago

wow you totally rock!!

HateBlackPeople · 11 months ago

Yeah, he should man up, women like you deserve to be raped and beaten. Once that nigger Obama fucks up I'll be glad for this equality shit to be over with.

Pickles · 10 months ago

Thought process of HateBlackPeople:
"Hmm, I wonder, what's the most offensive bullcrap I can pull out of my ass today? Oh, I know! RAPE! That'll really set people off! And this time I'll make sure to include the word 'nigger'. Hur hur hur, I'm such a winnar, talking big over the internet, spouting shit I'd be too much of a pussy to say in real life."
Oh well. It's almost cute, how you're trying so hard to be an internet badass :-) Tell me, dear, what are you trying to compensate for?

IStoneRacists · 10 months ago

Hahahaaaaaaa! I love trolls. Keep the pathetic, racist, dickless comments coming, you're making my day.

baltimoregal · 11 months ago

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!

ads · 11 months ago

Def not hot. Should not be shooting these disparaging arrows to all 7 wonderful women on that list. He truly is ugly. It is a shame he is beyond stupid as I am sure some nice fat chick would take pity on his sorry arse and date him.

HateBlackPeople · 11 months ago

He's better looking then you.

Tabs · 11 months ago

ha ha ha ha ha ha I can't believe this, this is actually Nick??? ha ha ha ha


you would be lucky to fuck a plastic doll with a chest like that!!!

Penny · 11 months ago

Ok, I read the article and it sucked. Sure, it was douchbaggery at it's finest, but it was also a clear grab for attention. Let's call some of the most beautiful women in Hollywood fat and ugly! We'll be famous! Whatever.

I do have to say, though, that calling Nick all kinds of names and pointing out his physical flaws is kind of hypocritical, no? Why stoop to his level?

ohwow · 11 months ago

LOL. Thank you so much. That made my day.
Hypocritical? Yea ok.
But it's just so funny. He thinks he is significant enough to tell women how they should look.
He loves his popular media beauty ideals but he doesn't even amount to half of what the societal "norm" of beauty is on the male side.

becky · 11 months ago

This scumbag looks like the lame guy who stalks you in high school even though you have a boyfriend. Low self-esteem, poor writing skills, most likely is single and obviously has a warped attitude toward women.

Thank you Tyler, good men are one of my favorite things on earth and way more likely to get a good woman.

Also: I'm calling for a Spike boycott .. If their site gets more hits from this kind of thing, it could happen more often.

IBeatWomen · 11 months ago

You look like some fat girl who bitches and cries because she can't find a decent man. Your obviously insecure, he just wrote a little article and you got your panties in a twist. I suggest you kill yourself :)

Jennifer · 11 months ago

Oh my gawd you cannot be serious. Chest hair much? This dude jerks off to pictures of his cousin I am willing to bet. I am all for tongue in cheek satire and pushing the limits of humor, but the problem is that this dude Is. Not. Funny. Oh my God, I just looked at the picture again and am laughing out loud at how not cute he is. Poor dude. What a loser.

Ron Jeremy · 11 months ago

You people who are criticizing this man are a bunch of overly sensitive losers. Nick made some valid point about these women. If you can't handle it maybe you should look in the mirror your selves and put down the Ben and Jerry's and get off the fucking couch. He doesn't derserve all this. He's just doing his job. Get a life and a sense of humor....

Sophie · 11 months ago

No valid points, no humour, plus douche-baggy looks = fail. Do you really have no life that you feel the need to defend an obvious asshole, or are you a sockpuppet? I wonder which is more pathetic...

Ron Jeremy · 11 months ago

Oh Sophie Sophie... You're obviously very unhappy with your life to be bashing on this man and now me. Why don't you go shave your facial hair and clean yourself up to remove the sour milk smell eminating from your flabby roles. Then perhaps a man might finally do you a favor and drag you back to a hole and bang your fat repressed ass...

Sadie · 11 months ago

Well you're a hateful, fuckwitted, feminist-stereotype-wielding little asswipe with a craptacular excuse for a value system, aren't you Ron Jeremy? God preserve womankind from the likes of you ever offering to "do them a favour". I'd rather stay at home and wank in perpetuity, thanking you all the same.

You also can't spell "rolls". Here's a clue: it's like Trolls only, you know, without the T.

Ron Jeremy · 11 months ago

Thanks for the correction dip shit. Now go back to your bag of cheetos and soap operas...How do you spell BEAT IT!!!!

becky · 11 months ago

It's just an eye for an eye if you think about it. These people are making valid points about this unfortunate looking Nick guy. So really, if you appreciate his criticisms of those women I'm surprised you don't see the humor in the tables being turned.
Just saying!

felixz · 11 months ago

Ron Jeremy is totally ugly. Personally, I think these comments are hilarious! You're just an idiot. P.S.: You can be thin and still find "men" like that douchebags, so get a clue.

Ron Jeremy · 11 months ago

Of course you find them hilarious because you're a fucking loser. You get a clue. You don't have the slightest idea what I'm talking about anyway....

tvMCK · 4 months ago

Lol, "Ron Jeremey".. ..you wish. Your poor little teeny tiny peepee. So cutie and baby. Its the Hello Kitty version of a penis.

Fritz · 11 months ago

His eyes are too close together- that's a sure sign of inbreeding...


Maybe he could take some hair off his neck and glue it to his head...


Ugly faux-retro shirt, too. I bet he tells everyone it's vintage to seem deep.

Monica · 11 months ago

Who the hell do you think you are?

tylercoates · 11 months ago

God.

sally · 11 months ago

This picture needs to be removed. I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

not nick · 11 months ago

What a douche! Yeah, you Nick. I am curious though; who do you think is hot if you're turning down these 7 women? Hope this was the attention you wanted.

holly · 11 months ago

my god- you are MY KEN!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING HANDSOME IT MAKES ME WANT TO RAM A DILDO UP YOUR ASS. possibly made of spikes.com.

Ashleigh · 11 months ago

I don't want to be nice to this guy, really I don't, but you have to wonder what kind of treatment he has recieved from women? He probably asked out a couple of girls, and they were all very cruel to him. He's human... you have to believe there was a reason this person wrote such an awful article.

Yeah... that's all I really have to say...

Sadie · 11 months ago

Ashleigh, before you waste so much as an ounce of empathy on the fellow, please, please read this:-

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2007/12/...

Personally I'm inclined to think he wrote it because he thought he was being clever and contentious. Whatever the reason he came off looking like a schmuck who believes it's the duty of every woman on the planet to be his idea of fuckable, as opposed to fellow human beings who happen to be female. Either way I don't foresee a long, successful journalistic career but I do see a hell of a lot more women telling him to take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut as a direct result of him having written it.

Xerophyte · 11 months ago

Ashleigh, I've been raped by a guy and I don't hate men half as much as this guy hates women. The same goes for my other female friends who've been raped -- we're adult enough to view men as INDIVIDUALS, some of whom are just as bad as our rapists, but most who aren't. After all, if somebody spewed some hideously racist crap, would you say "he probably was friends with a couple of black people, and they were very cruel to him" as a way to excuse his racism? No, BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS AN INDIVIDUAL. There are 3 billion women on the planet, and he goes off the deep end because TWO were mean to him? He's probably known way more women who've been kind to him than unkind, so why focus on the one or two who've been unkind to him and take that out on every woman in existence? Interestingly, this kind of thinking is mainly used against oppressed groups, where if one member of that group does something bad, every member of that group is viewed as being just as bad. For instance, even though the profile of a serial killer is a white man, we don't automatically assume that all white men are serial killers, or that we should treat all white men poorly and encourage them to kill themselves through starvation just because of Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, et al. It's a very sad, narrow, irrational way to look at humanity.

vel · 11 months ago

Hahaha, that's hilarious! Honestly, who would sleep with this douche?

killerheels · 11 months ago

touche whoever put this photo up, normally i'd find this pretty harsh but i'd say the article warranted it.

Clearly no real woman could ever meet the standard of this guy, only airbrushed photographs of anorexic models - and for that us real women should be incredibly grateful!

Anne · 11 months ago

I love the bangs brushed over the receding hairline. Aging saggy doofus...

Michelle · 11 months ago

"Please pay close attention to his thinning hair and fatty neck" What about that face??? I mean, you can see that his "deep, piercing blue eyes" scream "intelligence" all over! I am rather surprised he seems to have buttoned his shirt correctly.

J!! · 11 months ago

Ok, ok, so America Ferrara and the rest of the women in the list give us "normal" women an excuse to be fat... but where could I find out what's HIS excuse??

Kat · 11 months ago

Cut how he fights to look like he has a defined jawline through the fattehness. Ahahaha.

Sonja · 11 months ago

Totally diggin the neck beard on this asshole.

Lucy · 11 months ago

What a tit.

Beckster · 11 months ago

ewwww! his pale chest with the sparse little hairs (and do i see chestne?). and the barely there, yep-I'm-a-scruffy, manly-man beard.
my point is, does this guy not know that he is a BIG TIME WRITER and he can't get away with this appalling lack of PERSONAL GROOMING???
lol

a · 11 months ago

LOL LOOK AT THIS DOUCHE

ledgers · 11 months ago

Because you could bed someone like Salma Hayek, am I right? Fuck no, Ginger Beard.


No you could not.

. · 11 months ago

This dude has a beer gut, which he tries to hide by wearing vertical stripes. He fools no one with this fuckery. This dude is fat. It’s like he’s carrying a spare car tire underneath his chin. His only saving grace is the fact he's too pathetic to ever get laid, which is why some people feel bad writing scathing comments about him. The extra weight he gained has gone directly to his fat fucking ego and it is pathetic

WAT. · 11 months ago

How the fuck does one call Selma fat? Gurl looked fabulous at the GG!

<img width="300" height="481" src="http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd211/sonnete/035.jpg" alt="" />

...... · 11 months ago

you are an asshole
i hope you are ashamed of yourself

Chloe · 11 months ago

I don't even want to waste my breath by calling him a douche bag but clearly his mother shat out a winner in this one. His pathetic attempt at satire is hardly laughable. This guy needs to try hard to make other pathetic men laugh because he needs to fit in some how. What a loser. What a shining example of what we don't need in this culture. These women are gorgeous!

AQ · 11 months ago

Shame on you.

shantel · 11 months ago

Jerk!

aislinn · 11 months ago

well, hes certainly not a journalist or even an English major for that matter, so this is obviously an attempt to be the next perez hilton. you know, saying stuff to piss people off so they come back to his blog or article or whatever he writes to get pissed off and post more comments. you guys are feeding right into what he wants. he prob doesnt even believe what he wrote (seeing his pic proves that) and was told to write it. also, seeing that pic, he is smirking in the camera, trying to look as dorky as possible. i think this is all a ruse. oh, and im not offended by the article. free speech you know. but i guess if it had substance or was well written i might come back. but, alas, no. oh, please post a pic of your girlfriend (if you have one). and im sure everyone here would like to hear her thoughts on the matter.

megan · 11 months ago

american culture at its finest.

niki · 11 months ago

lol ugly and gross and hairy

IBeatWomen · 11 months ago

Look in the mirror if you think he's ugly :)

stonecypher · 11 months ago

Thanks for sharing. He's clearly hating on those women because he realises he doesn't have a hope in hell with women even a quarter as attractive as them. What an ass.

SEXYMOTHERFUCKER · 11 months ago

Salma Hayek- ugly, fat, and ethnic looking (eww)
Drew Barrymore- fat and ugly duh)
America Fererra-America Fererra- FAT AS FUCK, she should shove her fingers down her throat.
Mandy Moore- cute face, but needs to lose weight or she's ugly.
Tyra Banks- A nigger, dose anymore need to be said?

You insecure women need to stop bitching, oh yeah, heres me feel free to masturbate to my sexy.

http://i39.tinypic.com/14e2owj.jpg

Femputer · 11 months ago

ur so hardcore

Heather · 11 months ago

Congrats, Nick. YOU ARE NOW A FAMOUS WRITER. Time to lose that double chin, get hair plugs and deal with your excessive body hair. Otherwise, you aren't doing your job. Come on, you owe us, butter face/body man.

Diane · 11 months ago

haha vengence is sweet. check this motifake someone made about nick cole

http://www.motifake.com/teh-butters-idiot-ugly-...

susanna · 11 months ago

lolz this is the guy who wrote that shit? holy shit. i can't stop laughing. even as a skinny girl, i say stfu. no one that is seemingly "your type of woman" would give your fugly ass a chance. you don't even deserve vagina in the first place, buddy. jump off a bridge and save yourself from both woman and mankind, 'cause your sense of humor~ isn't going to win you a looker. lol omg i still can't believe this is the guy. wth? look at yourself before you even talk about unattractiveness.

and salma hayek? that's every guy's wet dream. and, also, NICE touch that the majority of women on your list are of color. god forbid no one breaks the mold of beauty that is a white twig of a girl.

http://i42.tinypic.com/33o4aip.jpg
oh god she's so fucking sexy

http://i43.tinypic.com/jv69ht.jpg
all those bones protruding like that are boneriffic, right?

http://i39.tinypic.com/rm1p93.jpg
look at those sensual legs, but she's a model, bitch needs to lose weight

diaf.

IBeatWomen · 11 months ago

No one sad skinny was hot you insecure fat fuck. Cut yourself fat fuck, you'll bleed butter.

wendy · 11 months ago

OMG YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS GORJEZ

http://www.heykool-aid.com/anorexic2pl.jpg

do you even know what curves are, man? fat and skinny are not curvy. none of these women are fat. they are healthy. wtf is wrong with you?

Nick · 11 months ago

Dear Nick Coles,
I don't know you, and I don't know your reason for writing "Top 7 Butterbodies." That being said, by reading this shitty article I can say with 100% certainty that you have a lot of confidence problems to work out. Is it because you don't feel good about yourself that you feel you must critique the bodies of these women? Are you critiquing their bodies because you don't feel good about your own body? Maybe your boss just told you to do it. Either way, you should seriously rethink your life and perhaps even volunteer somewhere good to make yourself feel better, that would certainly be better for the world than this filth.

IBeatWomen · 11 months ago

I think you have confidence problems, only insecure people bitch when someone criticizes someone else. Not everyone finds the same thing attractive, no need to degrade others opinions so you feel better.

Expat Mom · 11 months ago

Well, at least the article makes sense now . . . he obviously only has sex in his head, so of course he wants the "perfect" woman to fantasize about.

sara · 11 months ago

hey dickface, how's it going?

ruthless · 11 months ago

dude, you suck beyond all belief! butterbody??????????? buttyerchin!

Teresa · 11 months ago

Retract your article about Selma! You are a sorry excuse for a man.

Hot TundraWookie · 11 months ago

I'd really love to add to the hate mail comments right now.

But really I'd just like to say.... what the hell did we all expect?

This man produces nothing of worth, and therefore is nothing. Who cares what he looks like... it's bad enough that he exists.

Tara · 11 months ago

Please oh please tell me UCB has the good taste to reject that fuckwad

Amilio · 11 months ago

YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!!!

Rob · 11 months ago

DEFS!

Mackenzie · 11 months ago

You are such an asshole for that column...

Gen · 11 months ago

LOL this dude should've looked in the mirror before judging those beautiful women he will never get within miles of.

Caity · 11 months ago

Oh this one looks like a REAL winner. Bitter much?

Seriously, dude, being male doesn't mean you're entitled to a life devoid of fat, not-conventionally-attractive women.

Erica · 11 months ago

HAHAHA! He has a double chin. Maybe he's just starting to feel fat and insecure himself and is projecting.

SparksFly · 10 months ago

He's got a zit on his chest. That's a badass zit to show up through all that fur.

michellew_ · 10 months ago

Nick Coles, whether anyone agrees with the ridiculous crap he is spewing or not, is probably ecstatic right now. He is the talk of the blogosphere. I have visited so many blogs over the past few days reading about his "butter bodies" list that I could scream. Is it disgusting? Is it moronic? Yes. Did he even mean it? I doubt it. I doubt Nick Coles, if he is heterosexual, would even give a second thought to be being with any one of these beautiful women, because he thinks they are "too fat". It's just a lame ass way to get his writing noticed and his name out there.
Do you think that ANY of the women on that list are losing even one minute of sleep over it- IF they have even seen it? I higly doubt it.
The best way to "punish" him for his asinine comments and posts- just ignore him. Maybe he and his list will just go away.

Sanguine Night · 10 months ago

Nick Coles = EPIC FAIL!!! Dude, if you're gonna bash beautiful women for being "fat", you should atleast be somewhat attractive.

tvMCK · 4 months ago

Eww, just ewww. His mother would be so disappointed to have given birth to such a monstrosity.